Dear universe,

Meet Finn. He’s a Cymric—a type of Manx. He has a stumpy bob tail and a majestic mane.
- He is 80% fluff.
- His #1 favorite toy is a shoelace. He’ll attack it any time it moves, any time of day.
- He plays soccer with a jingle ball.
- He likes to eat snow.
- He is a bit of a dog-cat. He always wants to spend time nearby his people and join any cuddling going on in the house.
- He’ll leave his dreadlocks as offerings at places we usually sit.
- He maintains a few “swatresses”—perches from which he may swat at passers by. Woe betide ye who approaches him frontally in any of these strategic locales.
- He’ll fetch with his jingle ball, carrying it in his mouth and dropping it near one of us to throw for him. He likes including us in his games.
